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151. L’Esprit De L’Escalier

French for "staircase wit", this phrase describes thinking of a clever comeback when it is too late. See also French.

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152. Witcha Ditcha

E.g., "Hey, you didn't bring any napkins witcha ditcha?"

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153. Thumb Toe

You know, the big one. See also Body, Made Up.

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154. Dead Meat

What your little brother was going to be if he touched your stuff again. See also 80's.

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155. Oven-Mitt Hot

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156. Damn the Man

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157. Over the Shoulder Boulder Holders

Or, more simply, a bra. See also Lingerie.

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158. Pull a Boner

To make a big mistake, a social faux pas, to err.

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159. Meat Without Feet

See also Fish, Meat.

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160. Butt Dialed

When you get a voicemail from a friend and it's just incoherent conversation. You have just been "Butt Dialed". See also Telecommunications.

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