Funny Phrases
Funny Phrases
91. Late Bird Gets the Turd
Funny Phrases
92. Seagull Management
A seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh*ts on everything, then flies off again leaving a huge mess behind. See also Work.
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96. 1,2. Bis-hydroxy Chickenwire
In organic chemistry class, what to name a structure containing at least one benzene ring, when you have no idea what is actually is. See also Science.
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97. La Festiva Es En Mi Pantalones
Somehow funnier when a gringo says it. See also Spanish.
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98. Donion Rings
What one says when they are done eating onion rings. Coined by Ninja Brian of Ninja Sex Party, another entry altogether.
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99. For All Intensive Purposes
What people sometimes say instead of "for all intents and purposes." They are incorrect. See also Malapropisms.
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100. Real Talk
"Yo, real talk, I scored 1423 on Bejeweled Blitz!"
"Real talk, why do I hang out with you?" See also Slang.