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91. Can't Reach It, Don't Need It

See also Lazy.

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92. Hapax Legomenon

A word that only appears once in a written work, whether a book, body of work, or language. For example, "Honorificabilitudinitatibus" only appears once in Shakespeare's writing. See also Literature.

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93. Go Eat a Bike

A phrase I often use when I run out of comebacks.

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94. Interpretive Jiggery-Pokery

How justice Antonin Scalia described a recent Supreme Court decision upholding the Affordable Care Act.

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95. Hold My Beer. Hey Everyone, Watch This!

Famous last words. See also Alcohol.

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96. Twenty-Three Skidoo

But most accounts, twenty-three is the world's funniest number. See also Old-Timey.

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97. Piss on Your Bliss

Aka, harsh your mellow.

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98. Late Bird Gets the Turd

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99. Seagull Management

A seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh*ts on everything, then flies off again leaving a huge mess behind. See also Work.

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100. Sara Moos and Eats Grass

Stage directions for a cow. See also Theater.

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