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61. Det Var Helt Texas

How Norwegians say, "That was crazy." See also Norwegian, Texas.

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62. Killing Something to Death

See also Death.

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63. I Have Read the Terms and Conditions

See also Internet, Lies.

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64. I Call Dibs

Who's Dibs? See also Annoying, Slang, Teenagers.

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65. There Will be Consequences!

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66. In Holy Mattress Money

When matrimony won't do. See also Malapropisms, Marriage.

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67. You've Cat to be Kitten Me Right Meow!

See also Cats, Puns.

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68. Snobs vs. Slobs

Plotline of 48% of all 80's movies. See also 80's.

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69. 3JOH22A

The perfect license plate number for rear-view mirrors. See also Cars, Profanity.

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70. Eat the Spaghetti to Forgetti Your Regretti

See also Italian.

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