Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

61. Twice Baked Potato

When you split a baked potato, fart in it, and shut it again. See also Flatulence.

Added by Anthony on April 21, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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62. S. C. H. O. O. L.

Seven
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
See also Schools, Teachers.

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63. Don't Stomp Snek

The more modern version of "Don't Tread on Me". And it even has 13 letters. See also Snakes.

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64. Innerer Schweinehund

German for "inner pig dog," used to describe your inner demons or weaker self. See also German.

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65. Intergluteal Cleft

The medical name for the butt crack. See also Sophomoric.

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66. Milkshake Duck

I'm surprised no one has typed this yet, despite it being the Maquarie Dictionary word of the year.

By the way, it means a story that seems innocent at first, but escalates into something bad after further investigation. Take the coiner of the word's short story, for example:

The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist. See also Internet.

Added by a Guest on January 16, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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67. Neap Tide

The point where the ocean's tides are at their lowest.

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68. Snowman Blood

Also known as water. See also Snow, Winter.

Added by Strikingspikes on December 15, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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69. Fair Dinkum

Australian slang for "truth". See also Australian.

Added by a Guest on October 9, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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70. Devenir Chêvre

French phrase that means losing your patience, but that translates literally into "becoming a goat." See also French, Goats.

Added by a Guest on October 8, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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