Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

51. Oy with the Poodles Already!

Gilmore Girls, anyone?

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52. Fake News

Anything Trump doesn't like on the news. See also Presidents.

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53. Chess World Rattled as Someone Nearly Wins Game

Greatest headline ever on 538.com.

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54. Scott's Cot Caught a Scot's Ascot

Or, Scott from Scotland's tie got trapped in his bed. See also Scottish.

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55. Would Exploratory Oratory Bore a Tory?

Or, would experimental speeches put a member of the Conservative party to sleep? See also Politics.

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56. The Labradoodle Doodle Dude'll Do

Or, the hybrid dog sketcher is sufficient for the job. See also Dogs.

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57. Obsequious Factotum

A docile butt-kisser. See also Politics.

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58. Twice Baked Potato

When you split a baked potato, fart in it, and shut it again. See also Flatulence.

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59. S. C. H. O. O. L.

Seven
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
See also Schools, Teachers.

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60. Don't Stomp Snek

The more modern version of "Don't Tread on Me". And it even has 13 letters. See also Snakes.

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