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21. Cat Burglar Burgling Cat

A cat that steals cat burglars. See also Cats, Crime.

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22. Are we not pure? “No, sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. “It is garbage!” Irony dooms a man—a prisoner up to new era.

The longest palindrome I’ve ever seen. See also Palindromes.

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23. A Nut for a Jar of Tuna

See also Palindromes.

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24. Putting Polly on a Diet

No more crackers for you!

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25. ‘Til Debt Do Us Apart

See also Marriage.

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26. Slap Pals

A good way to ruin a friendship. See also Palindromes.

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27. Crooks and Nannies

See also Malapropisms.

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28. The Pokey

Old-people talk for jail. I actually find this one funny. See also Jail, Police.

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29. Pretty Fly for a WI-FI

Perfect name for the WI-FI router. See also Internet.

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30. My Man, That’s Crazy, But Did I Ask?

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