Funny Phrases
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22. My Man, That’s Crazy, But Did I Ask?
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24. All the Faith He Had Had Had Had No Effect on the Outcome of His Life
Makes sense.
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25. Firstborn Unicorn, Hardcore Soft Porn
Lyric from Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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26. Une Mûre Mûre Murmurée Au Mur
French for “a ripe blackberry murmured to the wall.” See also French.
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28. Your Welcome Mat
There was a guy who gave a welcome mat to Matt and said “Your welcome mat.” Matt said “Thanks.” The guy then said, “You’re welcome, Matt.”
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30. Magical Fingeys
When something's not working but that one person gets it to work. They have magical fingeys.