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71. I Have Read the Terms and Conditions

See also Internet, Lies.

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72. I Call Dibs

Who's Dibs? See also Annoying, Slang, Teenagers.

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73. There Will be Consequences!

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74. In Holy Mattress Money

When matrimony won't do. See also Malapropisms, Marriage.

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75. You've Cat to be Kitten Me Right Meow!

See also Cats, Puns.

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76. Snobs vs. Slobs

Plotline of 48% of all 80's movies. See also 80's.

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77. 3JOH22A

The perfect license plate number for rear-view mirrors. See also Cars, Profanity.

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78. Eat the Spaghetti to Forgetti Your Regretti

See also Italian.

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79. Permet De Sortir Et De Jouer Sous Le Soleil, Mon Petit Chou

A romantic French phrase that roughly translates to "Let's go out and play in the sunshine my little cabbage." See also French, Romance.

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80. You Done Goofed

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