Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
191. Climbing Under Your Desk During a Nuclear Attack
Whoever thought of this clearly does not understand nuclear weapons. See also 50's, Schools.
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192. Putting a Tack on Your Teacher's Chair
Even funnier if you do this to a sub. See also Old-Timey, Pranks, Schools.
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193. Thinking That You Are Good at Playing Kazoo, Just Because You Know How to Breathe
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194. Make Antigravity
First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.
Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.
Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.
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195. Blowing Dust off of a Book
Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.
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197. Giving Your Teacher an Apple
I'm halfway through my senior year and have yet to see any teacher even eat an apple. See also Old-Timey, Schools.
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198. Naming a Animal Before You Dissect It
Squirmy the Wormy sure loved being cut open by two psycho 13 year olds. See also Science.
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199. Defying The Laws Of Gravity
Basically running off a cliff and waiting a few seconds before falling. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.
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200. Downloading Internet Explorer Onto an iPhone
More people have walked on the moon than have done this. See also Internet, Technology.