Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
401. Shining an Apple Before Eating It
Because nothing brings out an apple's flavor like an old t-shirt. See also Fruits, Unnecessary.
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402. Chicken Pox Parties
The abandoned and now discredited practice of parents gathering children around a child known to have chicken pox and, among other methods to spread the infection, sharing lollipops. The theory was that chicken pox is less dangerous to children than adults, and should be encountered as early in life as possible. See also 70's.
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403. Saying "Someone wrote 'gullible' on the ceiling."
And see who looks up. Sadly, I fell for this the first time. See also Pranks.
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404. Reading Sports Headlines Literally
For example, Costly Mistake for the Orioles. (Perhaps they flew north rather than south for the winter.) Or Pirates Lose Another Arm to Injury. See also Sports.
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406. Picking Your Nose with Your Tongue
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407. Writing a Book Report Based on the Cover
"A Tale of Two Cities is a novel written by Charles Dickens in which he details the events of two different cities."
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409. Waking Up a Small Child That Looks Like You
...and telling him or her it's you from the future.
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410. Sampling Vanilla at an Ice Cream Store
What does the vanilla taste like? See also Unnecessary.