Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
452. Carrying Machine Guns in Violin Cases
The foolproof way to disguise and transport your firearms. See also Old-Timey.
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453. Sudden Death Karaoke
The prank played by drivers and shotgun riders on the rest of the car. The secret Sudden Death Karaoke signal is when you lean over and turn up the radio and raises one eyebrow. Then, once everyone in the backseat is singing horribly offkey and attempting to drown out the too-loud song, the front seat riders (immediately and without the knowledge of the back seaters) turn off the song and revel in the embarassment of the horrible singers who know at most 3/4 of the words. See also Cars, Karaoke.
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454. Swooning
... and then using smelling salts to revive the person. See also Old-Timey.
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455. Putting Brushes on Your Feet and Scrubbing the Kitchen Floor
See also Old-Timey.
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456. Tweeting About Tweeting
Hey I just tweeted about tweeting about tweeting about tweeting about contributing to inherently funny See also Internet, Twitter.
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457. Arachnoleptic Fit
The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
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458. Sitting in a Chair Backwards
I'm an unconventional guy and I've got something unconventional to say. See also Smug.
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459. Walking the Plank
Up there on my things to do list. Shiver me timbers. See also Pirates.
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460. Facebooked
As in, "I just got facebooked". Went to Facebook just to look for a few minutes, and two hours later I'm contributing to some stupid website called inherently funny! See also Computers, Internet.