Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
502. Brushing Your Teeth While Peeing
Great way to get two things done at once. See also Bathroom.
Funny Things to Do
503. Super-Gluing Quarters to the Sidewalk
It works every time you do it outside a bar. See also Pranks.
Funny Things to Do
504. Making Transformer Sounds While Changing Positions
And even funnier to think that girls actually dig this. See also Nerds.
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Funny Things to Do
506. Power Walking While Smoking a Cigarette
Merely keeps you the same exact healthiness due to the two activities canceling one another out. See also Exercise.
Funny Things to Do
507. Shaving Your Trademark Beard
What Captain Lou Albano had to do in order to get the role of Mario in the The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. See also Beards, Hair, Hygiene.
Funny Things to Do
508. Treadmill Racing
A race involving unsuspecting gym members on other treadmills. The goal is to go farther and faster than them. They should have no idea they are being raced. See also Exercise.
Funny Things to Do
509. Playing the Piano With Your Feet
Something my old music teacher told us not to do. See also Music.
Funny Things to Do
510. Strapping Soapy Scrub Brushes to Your Feet and Skating Around The Kitchen
You know, to clean it.