Funny Things to Do

Funny Things to Do

531. Bloody Winkum

Also known as Ratchet Screwdriver, Bloody Winkum is a Quaker game in which teenage boys try to physically prevent their teenage girl partners from kissing a boy called the Winker. See also Games, Religion.

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532. Using the Wrong "-ologist", "-ician", or "-grapher" When Explaining Something Smart

For example, "Well I'm no Scientologist, but 2+2=4." See also Science.

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533. Waving Your Hand Like Obi-Wan

These aren't the droids you're looking for... See also Movies.

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534. Twirling Your Mustache

When deep in thought, twirl your mustache. This conveys to others just how deep in thought you are.

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535. Turning a Calculator Upside Down and Writing Dirty Words

You know, like 58008 and 558. See also Sophomoric.

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536. Accidentally Calling a Phone Sex Hotline

Dammit, not now lady! I was just trying to order a snuggie! See also Telecommunications.

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537. Misquoting Movie Lines

Go Forrest, Go! See also Movies.

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538. Grinch Rolling

Sort of like Rick Rolling, but with bad high school jazz band covers of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch". See also Pranks.

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539. Using a Golf Umbrella on the Street

See also Annoying, Golf.

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540. Choking on a Pretzel

See also Presidents, Snacks.

Added by a Guest on March 31, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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