Funny Things to Do

521. Shaving With a Real Knife

As perfected by Crocodile Dundee. See also Bathroom.

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522. Holding Your Woman's Purse

Simultaneously sad and hilarious. Ten times so when there's a gaggle of fellows outside a woman's clothing store. Does not matter if it's your wife or your girlfriend; You, my brother, have surrendered any and all power in the relationship. It is a line that, once crossed, can be impossible to re-cross. May God have mercy on what is left of your masculine soul.

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523. Smoking While Shaving

See also Bathroom, Tobacco.

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524. The Suplex

See also Sports, Wrestling.

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525. Thinking You're So Great

See also Sophomoric.

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526. Having Sex on a Pile of Monopoly Money

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527. Bloody Winkum

Also known as Ratchet Screwdriver, Bloody Winkum is a Quaker game in which teenage boys try to physically prevent their teenage girl partners from kissing a boy called the Winker. See also Games, Religion.

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528. Using the Wrong "-ologist", "-ician", or "-grapher" When Explaining Something Smart

For example, "Well I'm no Scientologist, but 2+2=4." See also Science.

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529. Waving Your Hand Like Obi-Wan

These aren't the droids you're looking for... See also Movies.

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530. Twirling Your Mustache

When deep in thought, twirl your mustache. This conveys to others just how deep in thought you are.

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