Funny Things to Do

541. Being Pulled on Stage at a Bruce Springsteen Concert

Also known as the first step towards marrying David Arquette. See also Celebrities, Music.

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542. Taking a Power Shower

A precursor to the dressing drink. See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

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543. Outercourse

Everything but... See also Sex.

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544. Wearing a Sash That Says "Mayor"

Especially when you're not actually the mayor. See also Government.

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545. Lindsey Jacobellis Hot-Dogging It

And crashing, giving up the gold, then denying it all in an interview later. Haha! See also Olympics.

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546. Dying from Snorting Peas

Did anyone else's mother warn repeatedly of this fate? See also Anxiety, Vegetables.

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547. Taking Back the Night

And this time we're doing it for good. See also College.

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548. Stealing Someone's Lunch

What do you suppose bullies do with all the food they steal from the innocent? See also Bullies, Food.

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549. Yelling "Theater" in a Firehouse

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550. Pinky Swearing

Never break a pinky swear. Ever. See also Children.

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