Funny Things to Do

591. Treating Black Eyes With Raw Steaks

See also Old-Timey.

Added by Tyler on December 11, 2007| Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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592. Drinking Champagne Out of Women's Shoes

See also 20's, Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by Ryan on December 3, 2007| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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593. Toliet-Training a Cat

You think it's a joke, but cats have been trained to use the toliet by many pet-owners, including jazz great Charles Mingus. See also Animals, Anthromorphication, Bathroom.

Added by Anthony on November 18, 2007| 4 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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594. Fabio Getting Hit in the Face by a Bird

A typical rollercoaster ride turns into a day of tragedy for our favorite male model, whose large face gets owned by an unsuspecting bird. See also Animals.

Added by Frank on November 15, 2007| 3 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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595. Eating Peanut Butter Out of the Jar With Your Finger

Costanza style. See also Food.

Added by Robyn on October 15, 2007| 3 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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596. Marrying Elizabeth Taylor

Hey, it happens to the best of us. See also Celebrities.

Added by Frank on October 1, 2007| 6 Comments | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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597. Glad-Handing

Added by Tyler on September 26, 2007| 2 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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598. Wearing a Cowboy Hat in Connecticut

Where the hell do you think you are? See also Western.

Added by a Guest on September 5, 2007| 4 Comments | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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599. Knock and Don't Run

Otherwise known as Ding-Dong-Stay. See also Pranks.

Added by a Guest on September 5, 2007| 2 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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600. Slapping Someone with a Fish

It's been a dream of mine to instigate a fight this way.

Added by Frank on September 5, 2007| 4 Comments | 40 people like this You Like This | Unlike