Funny Things to Do

Funny Things to Do

601. Freestyle Walking

Because regular locomotion is for suckers.

Added by Frank on August 1, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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602. Following Someone From the Front

MacGyver performed this move. I believe a handheld mirror was involved. See also 80's, Television.

Added by Chris on July 16, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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603. Power Walking

The exercise equivalent of half-caf.

Added by Frank on July 9, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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604. Mr. Miyaga's Healing Touch

Deep tissue damage is no match for a clap of the hands and some determined rubbing. See also 80's.

Added by Ryan on July 9, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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605. Referring to Yourself in the Third Person

Robyn thinks that this is ridiculous. See also Arrogant.

Added by Robyn on June 18, 2007| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny thing to do.

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606. Kissing Your Own Biceps

Usually done by Cro-Magnon Roid-a-Holics or drunk dudes with mull-hawks. See also Arrogant, Body.

Added by Robyn on May 28, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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607. Beating Somebody Up With An Umbrella

From little old ladies to Britney Spears, no one wielding an umbrella has ever commanded much respect.

Added by Frank on April 28, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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608. Sitting on Your Ass and Eating Bon-Bons

See also Lazy, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on April 21, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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609. Wearing a T-Shirt and Nothing Else

I've heard Andy Richter refer to sleeping this way as "Porky-Pig-style". See also Clothes.

Added by Anthony on April 21, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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610. Drawing a Thanksgiving Turkey from Your Hand

I'm really good at it. See also Animals, Holidays.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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