Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
652. Freezing Soup in Ice Cube Trays
I wouldn't mind this so much if the people who did this weren't always so damn smug about it. Preparing single serving sizes of soup for future consumption does not make you clever—it makes you lame. See also Arrogant.
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654. Puking into a Beer Bottle
It might sound like a clever or even polite thing to do, but it never works. The opening is just too small. See also Drunk.
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655. Scrooge McDuck Diving into a Mound of Coins
Have you ever tried this? It hurts. See also Animals, Disney, Fictional.
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656. Licking Your Fingers Before Turning a Page
Does this work? I do not believe it does. See also Arrogant, Casual.
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657. Using Your Index Finger to Hang a Jacket Over Your Shoulder
I recently saw a poster showing Geraldo Rivera doing this. He had also loosened his tie. See also Arrogant, Casual, Mustache.
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658. Shaking a Handful of Nuts
A transparent act of projected confidence. There is no need to randomly sort snacks in this way. See also Casual.
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659. Getting Fitted for an Ear Trumpet
Doesn't happen anymore, but still funny to think about. See also Antique, Old-Timey.