Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
621. Taking a Shower and Really Feeling the Water
When I finally have the time, I'd like to enjoy a shower like this. See also Bathroom.
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622. Smoking a Cigarette While Wearing Winter Gloves
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624. Carrying a Brush in Your Back Pocket
The better to feather your hair with. See also 80's.
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625. Eating Your Lunch in Your Car in the Parking Lot at Work
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627. Burying Obese People in Pianos
I've often heard the piano-coffin cited as the mark of the truly obese deceased. (Is it that much harder to build a larger coffin?) See also Old-Timey.
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628. Rockin' the Dockers
Wearing Dockers out on on a Saturday night. Double points when worn with a white Polo oxford. See also Casual, Clothes.
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630. Pregaming by Yourself
This often results in a French Exit. See also Alcohol, Drunk.