Funny Things to Do

611. Beating Somebody Up With An Umbrella

From little old ladies to Britney Spears, no one wielding an umbrella has ever commanded much respect.

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612. Sitting on Your Ass and Eating Bon-Bons

See also Lazy, Profanity.

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613. Wearing a T-Shirt and Nothing Else

I've heard Andy Richter refer to sleeping this way as "Porky-Pig-style". See also Clothes.

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614. Drawing a Thanksgiving Turkey from Your Hand

I'm really good at it. See also Animals, Holidays.

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615. Flop Sweat

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616. Going At It Hammer and Tongs

"Did you hear them next door?" "Yeah, they were going at it hammer and tongs."

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617. Bamboozle

To try to trick or deceive someone, e.g., "You're not trying to bamboozle me are you?" "No sir, there is no bamboozlement going on here."

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618. Honky-Tonkin'

As in, "You boys been out all night Honky-Tonkin' again? Breakfast is getting cold." See also Alcohol, Western.

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619. Burning Your Tongue on a Slice of Pizza

See also Food.

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620. Dropping a Sandbag on Someone's Head

Especially when done so using a pulley. See also Old-Timey.

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