Funny Things to Do

441. Making Change in the Offering Basket

Sorry God, but I need to break this twenty. See also Church, Religion, Selfish.

Added by Corey on April 2, 2011| 1 Comment | 53 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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442. Drying Your Clothes in the Microwave

It never quite gets them dry, but its still pretty funny to pull them out and put them on in front of your friends. See also Kitchen.

Added by Corey on March 23, 2011| 4 Comments | 44 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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443. Glamorously Smoke Steam in the Wintertime

Drunk? Bored? At a lame college football game and need a break? Glamorously smoke steam with your girlfriends and giggle all the way to the bathroom. See also Smoking.

Added by PinkBike on March 22, 2011| 1 Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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444. Using Your Hair as a Convenient, Any-Time Mustache

For the ladies in the audience. See also Hair, Mustache.

Added by a Guest on February 19, 2011| 4 Comments | 36 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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445. Using Classical Enlightenment Philosophy to Justify Ridiculous Actions

It is a categorical imperative that I wear this monkey as a hat. All people in this situation have an ethical duty to treat this monkey in the same manner. See also Philosophy.

Added by SpaceParasites on February 3, 2011| 1 Comment | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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446. Tearing a Hole in the Space-Time Continuum

Added by SpaceParasites on January 31, 2011| 8 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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447. Mixing Chemicals and Accidentally Making Toxic Gas

Then waking up hours later, wondering what happened, and mixing them again.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 27, 2011| 1 Comment | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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448. Drunk Dialing Your Mom

I sat on my phone and it happened. You can't hang up on your Mom. See also Alcohol, Family.

Added by Anthony on January 15, 2011| 2 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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449. Pretending to be out of Breath when You're Late

Traffic *gasp* was backed up, and *gasp* the elevator took a long time *gasp*.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 11, 2011| Comment | 58 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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450. Turning on the Garbage Disposal when Fumbling for the Kitchen Light

Scares the crap out of me every time

Added by SpaceParasites on January 6, 2011| 3 Comments | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike