Funny Things to Do

431. Trip, Fall, and Knock Over a Whole Mariachi Band

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432. Listening to Your Hair Grow

See also Hair.

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433. Making One's Eyes Bug out at a Restaurant when First Looking at the Check

This is a classic Dad Joke, where one pretends to be astonished at the $7.13 one is paying for coffee and a sandwich (best used if there is another person at the table to appreciate the humor). See also Parents.

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434. Making Change in the Offering Basket

Sorry God, but I need to break this twenty. See also Church, Religion, Selfish.

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435. Drying Your Clothes in the Microwave

It never quite gets them dry, but its still pretty funny to pull them out and put them on in front of your friends. See also Kitchen.

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436. Glamorously Smoke Steam in the Wintertime

Drunk? Bored? At a lame college football game and need a break? Glamorously smoke steam with your girlfriends and giggle all the way to the bathroom. See also Smoking.

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437. Using Your Hair as a Convenient, Any-Time Mustache

For the ladies in the audience. See also Hair, Mustache.

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438. Using Classical Enlightenment Philosophy to Justify Ridiculous Actions

It is a categorical imperative that I wear this monkey as a hat. All people in this situation have an ethical duty to treat this monkey in the same manner. See also Philosophy.

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439. Tearing a Hole in the Space-Time Continuum

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440. Mixing Chemicals and Accidentally Making Toxic Gas

Then waking up hours later, wondering what happened, and mixing them again.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 27, 2011| 1 Comment | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike