Funny Things to Do

Funny Things to Do

431. Ending a Mixed Tape with "Don't You Forget About Me"

Dude, do you think she'll get it? See also 80's.

Added by Ryan on July 16, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

432. Finding the One Wrong Way to Eat a Reese's

...and thus upsetting the known order of the universe. See also Candy.

Added by SpaceParasites on July 6, 2011| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

433. Crushing Empty Beer Cans with Your Forehead

See also Alcohol.

Added by Meez on May 11, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

434. Wearing Sunglasses on the Back of Your Head

Added by Meez on May 11, 2011| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

435. Wearing Converse All Stars for an Actual Athletic Activity

It may actually be less painful to play in high heels. See also 50's, Shoes.

Added by SpaceParasites on May 3, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Hey! A little help here! Add your own funny thing to do.

Funny Things to Do

436. Fist-to-Chin Headshots

"I'm contemplative, yet sincere--intellectual, yet spontaneous. And I have no idea what to do with this hand."

Added by JD on May 2, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

437. Chunkydunk

I don't skinny dip, I chunkydunk. See also Nudity, Obesity, Swimming.

Added by Timmyb on May 2, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

438. Trip, Fall, and Knock Over a Whole Mariachi Band

Added by SpaceParasites on April 25, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

439. Listening to Your Hair Grow

See also Hair.

Added by Meez on April 18, 2011| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

440. Making One's Eyes Bug out at a Restaurant when First Looking at the Check

This is a classic Dad Joke, where one pretends to be astonished at the $7.13 one is paying for coffee and a sandwich (best used if there is another person at the table to appreciate the humor). See also Parents.

Added by johngalt on April 15, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Top Contributors of Funny Things to Do

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.