Funny Things to Do
Funny Things to Do
381. Ruining Everyone's Life Forever
Funny Things to Do
382. Emptying Your Pipe Against Your Shoe
The dramatic start to a good yarn. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
384. Double Pistols and a Wink
Charm someone, then make two pistols with your hands while you wink at them. Guaranteed swooning.
Funny Things to Do
385. High-Fiving a Fist Bump
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing to do?
Funny Things to Do
387. Making the Last Words Before You Die "I Left a Million Dollars Under the..."
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389. Specifying That Your Drive-through Order is "To Go"
Funny Things to Do
390. Riding to the Farmer's Market on a Unicycle
You know who you are. See also Hippies.