Funny Drinks

Funny Drinks

61. Gravy

See also Obesity.

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62. Poisoned Wine

A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on November 21, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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63. The Angry German

Made with Blackberry schnapps, Amaretto, Jagermiester and a little lime juice. Turn up the Rammstein! See also Alcohol, German.

Added by a Guest on October 25, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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64. Gum Water

Made by soaking bubble gum in water for an hour. See also Made Up.

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65. Gin-Up

Gin and 7-up. See also Alcohol.

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66. Eliot Spritzer

Fruit juice with seltzer, named after former NY governor for absolutely no reason. See also Politics.

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67. Ultra Slimfast

Give us a week. We'll take off the weight. See also 80's.

Added by Anthony on June 12, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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68. Trump Wine

Why does he market it if he won't drink it himself? See also Alcohol, Hypocritical, Politics.

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69. Double-Double

Canadian coffee order with with double cream and double sugar. See also Canadian.

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70. Blue Bull

Red bull with blue food-coloring.

Added by a Guest on February 15, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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