Frank's Entries
Funny Names
3. Twyla
Funny Things
6. Livestock Classified Ads
"Elvis is a large Jersey Giant Rooster, weighing close to 10 pounds already. He stands close to 2 feet tall and is very handsome. He is not agressive toward people but is also not the friendliest of our flock. He is crowing and fertilizing eggs!"
"Two Standard Blue Cochins available for purchase from a small, hobby breeder. These birds are around one year old, and they are of large stature and lustrous beauty."
"Registered jersey milk cow for sale. She is 5 years old and very gentle. On good green pasture she will give 8 to 9 gallons per day. " See also Animals.
Funny Things to Do
9. Accidentally Calling a Phone Sex Hotline
Dammit, not now lady! I was just trying to order a snuggie! See also Telecommunications.
Funny Things to Do
10. Grinch Rolling
Sort of like Rick Rolling, but with bad high school jazz band covers of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch". See also Pranks.