Frank's Entries

151. Pickpocket

There's a burglar in my pants! See also Crime.

Added by Frank on September 16, 2006| 7 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

152. Bruce Willis Helicopter Movie

Odds are when your star is Bruce Willis, you're gonna need to call a chopper to get 'em the hell outta here!

Added by Frank on September 16, 2006| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

153. Pregaming by Yourself

This often results in a French Exit. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by Frank on September 7, 2006| 6 Comments | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Why do people insist on including this on event invitations? Are you trying to entice me to come with your tired fruit & cheese plate? As far as I can tell, this has never been a reason for anyone, anywhere to attend anything.

Added by Frank on September 5, 2006| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Conveyances

155. Rollerblades

Even funnier if worn with the full-on padding that people used to wear when rollerblades first came out (i.e. helmet, wrist guards, knee & elbow pads). Not like we ever needed all this padding when the wheels were two and two. See also 90's.

Added by Frank on September 3, 2006| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Jobs

156. Serving Wench

The waitress on a pirate ship.

Added by Frank on September 3, 2006| 3 Comments | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

157. Restless Legs Syndrome

I was in the doctor's office and they were advertising a treament for this.

Added by Frank on August 30, 2006| 6 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

158. Fricassee

Added by Frank on August 30, 2006| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

159. Behelmeted

I.e. "the behlemeted individual riding the Segway Human Transporter."

Added by Frank on August 25, 2006| Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

160. Mustachioed

The state of having a mustache.

Added by Frank on August 24, 2006| Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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