The full name of Dikembe Mutombo, the famous basketball player. Among the "Best of Wikipedia Vandalism" is Mutombo's entry, which is introduced with: "Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacques wa Mutombo akamatonasa kowialata tatabokinoltamosa mutabola si koshkatamogo tagakirioksomotolak makaslkkm otoomanokorumbo sinotaocosama chiwatonakaloso jamalitpundi sajalu mutabaofaka nihow chichaw born June 25, 1966 in Kinshasa, Zaire is a basketball player in the NBA, playing as reserve center for the Houston Rockets." See also Basketball, Sports.
A major antagonist in Charles Dickes's satirical novel Nicholas Nickleby. His character is as bizarre as his name—a sadistic one-eyed Yorkshire schoolmaster, obsessed with beating children. See also Fictional, Literature.
I'm not making this up. Max Effing Fightmaster. Here's proof. See also Masculine.
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Not sure how they got away with it, but the name of Mike Seaver's best friend on the television show Growing Pains. See also 80's, Sitcom, Television.
A smarmy British singer—this is not his real name by the way. See also British, Music.
Name of yet another Tom-Cruise-portrayed hot shot who must first fail so that he can later win big. In this case, on the race track in Days of Thunder. See also Cars, Movies.