Gilchrist Peabody is the name of the fictitious lawyer whose services I invoke whenever I suspect things aren't on the up-and-up. I figured that name would look pretty intimidating on the letterhead. See also Made Up.
I once met a girl named Marsha Mellow. She even had two dogs that she referred to as "Smores".
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I actually know this unfortunate individual who refers to himself as "Peter Squared". See also Redundant.
Full name of professional baseball player Cal McLish, who they called "Bus" for short. See also 40's, Baseball, People.