I didn't realize how horrible this ad was until my young sons began singing it. See also Commercials, Sex, Television.
An online poll conducted in the '90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people's least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity. List of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children's chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It's actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.
"When I was a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy, silver bells hangin' on a string, she told me it was my ding a ling. My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want to play with my ding a ling." Surprisingly, this was Chuck Berry's only number one song. See also Music, Singers, Sophomoric.
Umm, what exactly is it that Meatloaf won't do?
In addition to Yes, We Have No Bananas and I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones, now the third song about bananas on this site. See also Fruits.
Psst. Got something funnier? Add your own funny song.
Basically a guy singing about having a detachable penis. Actually got air play too. See also Body, Music.
Famous Billy Jones song from the 1920's. See also 20's, Food.
Not a great song to begin with, so did we need the Disney and Village People collaboration Macho Duck as well? See also 70's, Animals, Anthromorphication.
So says Loverboy in the chorus of this anti-work anthem, and all I can say is "So true. So true." See also 80's, Music.