An online poll conducted in the '90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people's least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity. List of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children's chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It's actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.

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aw
Says kid on June 28, 2008
dang it.
Says George Stephanopoulos on June 29, 2008
i like it
Says ? on August 31, 2008
haha the opera rap is so funny
Says Meg on September 26, 2008
The opera rap is pretty bad but funny.
Says Erin on October 31, 2008