Thanks to Liz Lemon for this one. See also Middle Age, Suburbs.
Varieties of this microwave meal include "Comfort Classics", "Dinnertime Selects", and "Spa Cuisine Classics". There's such a thing as spa cuisine? See also 80's, Food, Middle Age.
Whether it be the original Slanket or the knockoff Snuggie. Me? I still prefer the Slumber Sack. See also Middle Age.
A waterproof jacket, that by definition is either bright orange or bright yellow. Often worn by those over 40 with leather sandles and rainbow socks. See also Middle Age.
Book describing "the dynamic muscle-toning program for renewed vitality and a more youthful appearance." See also Middle Age.
These often return from the cleaners with a crease. See also Middle Age.
Yes, there's actually a brand of mens' pants called Sansabelt that sells pants—well, how can I put this—sans belt. See also Casual, Middle Age.