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1.
Jeffrey Maier
Baseball's worst fan ever.
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3.
Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish
Full name of professional baseball player Cal McLish, who they called "Bus" for short.
4.
Nothing's Sweeter Than Derek Jeter
As spoken by middle-aged women at Yankees games and often followed by "mmmm mmmm."
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5.
Chief Nokahoma
Not terribly politically correct name of the Atlanta Brave's team mascot who, incidentally, lived in a teepee erected in the centerfield stands of Fulton County Stadium.
6.
"No guns. No butter. Both can kill."
Presidential campaign slogan of former baseball player Bill "Spaceman" Lee, who ran under the absurdist Rhinoceros Party ticket in 1988.
7.
Bubbles Hargrave
Nickname of Eugene Franklin Hargrave, former professional baseball player and National League batting champion in 1926.
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