90 Entries Tagged “Birds”
Funny Observations
51. Perhaps a Bat is Called a Bat Because it's Half Bird, Half Rat
See also Birds, Rodents.
Funny Things to Do
52. Buy a Parrot and Teach It to Say, "Help, I've Been Turned into a Parrot!''
See also Birds, Pranks.
Funny Nicknames
54. Poopy McJerkbeak
Name of the bird that pooped on my car this morning. See also Birds, Scatological.
Funny Animals
56. Potoos
This ugly bird is found in South America and has a cry of MNOOOOOOOOM that sounds like a teenager complaining to her mother. See also Birds.
Funny Anti-Jokes
60. Where Did the Seagull Leave His Toothbrush?
On the bathroom counter. See also Bathroom, Birds.