MsKnowItAll's Entries

121. VHS Tape "How to Program Your VCR"

Maybe someone else played it for them . . .

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 6, 2019| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

122. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

Opening line: "You never close your eyes, anymore, when I kiss your lips."
And the guy knows this how? 'Cause he ain't closing his eyes either! Awkward. Really awkward. See also 60's.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 5, 2019| Comment | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

123. Vest Able to Hold Multiple Dynamite Sticks

Where does a terrorist/bank robber get one of those? Does their mother make this? Girlfriend? Does he bring a stick for them to size it right? I have never seen one on a rack or a pattern in Simplicity. Surely if these men could make a vest themselves, this would mean they already have a skilled job.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 4, 2019| 4 Comments | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

124. Safari Outfit with "Dry Clean Only" Tag

Really? Outdoor wear? So on the Serengeti I have to find a dry cleaners? Maybe if it's a drive thru...

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 4, 2019| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

125. I'm Getting So Much Older . . .

I was looking through a mail order catalog full of sexy clothing and all I could ask myself is . . . how does it wash? Is that dry clean only? What about a pre-soak?

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 4, 2019| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike