MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Nicknames
161. Mr. Right
but I didn't know his first name was "ALWAYS"
(Thank you, Rita Rudner, for this line I use way to often because so many men need to hear it!)
Funny Nicknames
162. Dick
I understand Bob from Robert, but how did they get Dick from Richard? Did I miss something when these names were changed? Does anyone answer to Dick?
Funny Places
164. Woman Hollering Creek, Texas
So . . . is this a woman hollering "CREEK!" or a creek named after a woman hollering?
Funny Questions
165. Since There's an Untimely Death, What Constitutes a Timely Death?
Well, he died on Wednesday, we buried him on Friday, and still had the weekend free! That's timing! See also Death, Weekends.
Funny Quotes
166. Bogart NEVER Said: "Play It Again, Sam."
He did tell Sam to play it, but he added, "If she can take it, I can. Play it!" (and a few other lines there, too) 'Play It Again, Sam' is a comedy by Woody Allen about picking up women. You should catch the movie.
Funny Songs
167. Sea Cruise/Frankie Ford
Lyric: "I've gotta boogie woogie like a knife's in my back . . ."
What? Really? This is supposed to make me let you take me on a Sea Cruise?
Funny Clothes
168. Pair of Sox, Different Colors . . .
It's okay, I've got another pair at home just like it!
Funny Names
169. Texas Governor Jim Hogg (1890) . . .
named his daughter "Ima". Supposed to be the name from a poem, but it still rings cruel to stick a kid/woman with a name like that.
Funny Observations
170. Only in America is Gun Play Considered Entertainment.
Movies, TV, cartoons, computer games. Not a good future for entertainment.
