MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Books
181. I'm Not Gay, but for You I'll Give It a Shot
About EVERY crappy date/relationship I ever encountered. Strange how the things that used to make me cry, now make me laugh . . .
Funny Clothes
182. Eye Glasses IMMEDIATELY Raise Your I.Q.
Evidently, putting on VERY UGLY glasses automatically makes everyone else think you are REALLY smart . . . just not smart enough to choose cool frames or wear contacts.
Funny Conveyances
183. Bolivar Ferry
Part of the Texas highway system between Galveston Island and the mainland. The road moves, you and your car ride the ferry. There was no way to make a bridge, just make a road that moves! (AND IT'S FREE 24/7!)
Funny Diseases
185. The "I'll-Let-You-Down" Syndrome
Only kicks in when you need something done that's REALLY important by people who promised to help. Akin to "I'll Pay You Back" and "I'll Pick You Up" Syndromes.
Funny Instruments
186. Shakers, Maracas, Beans in a Can, and Sand in a Tube
Gives the guitar player or drummer's girlfriend something to play when they are "in the band" that doesn't detract from the REAL music. Quieter than a tambourine, easier to play.
Funny Names
187. Keith Moon Said:
My friends call me Keith, but you can call me Sam because I'm not going to be your friend!
Funny TV Shows
188. My Mother The Car
NOTHING else was this dysfunctional! Man who NEVER left his mother, now takes care of her spirit in a Model-T car. Obviously this man will NEVER get a date. And mom will NEVER let him go... who thought this was a good idea? See also 60's.
Funny Things to Do
189. Wait Until the Bus is Pulling Away . . .
Then start blowing kisses and flirting with people as it drives away. You'll see a lot of hands on the windows, who can't leave the bus.
