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Funny Observations

131. Counting Anything . . .

Yea, all those years of Sesame Street are finally paying off!

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Funny Questions

132. What is the Soup Du Jour?

I don't know . . . but they have it every day!

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Funny Questions

133. How Come Flammable and Inflammable Mean the Same Thing?

So what word tells someone that something ISN'T easy to catch fire?

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Funny Quotes

134. "This is Just the Kind of Place Daddy Would Have HATED."

Mandy Moon, speaking for her father Keith Moon, former drummer for The Who, at the Who induction into the Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame.

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Funny Sayings

135. Great Minds Run in the Same Gutter

(And a dirty mind is a wealth of pleasure...)

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Funny Sayings

136. What Ever Doesn't Kill You . . . Will Probably Get You the Second Time Around

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Funny Sayings

137. Whatever Doesn't Kill You . . . Hurts Like Hell!

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Funny Sayings

138. An Army Travels on Its Stomach . . .

A most peculiar mode of locomotion for the military.

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Funny Things

139. IBM Encarta

A data encyclopedia for IBM computers. So the first word I type in is Encarta, never having heard or read this before. And it comes up "No entry." Guess "Encarta" wasn't important enough to include in the Encarta.

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Funny Words

140. I Throw Words Around Like Pusillanimous or Altruistic During Important Conversations

If the person I am talking to does not ask what those words mean, then I know they are not paying attention. And I have never known a person who knew these words . . .

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