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Funny Advice

141. It's Better to be Smart than Pretty

Pretty only lasts a little while and looks the same. Smart can be funny, sassy and intelligent . . . and it will last an entire lifetime.

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Funny Advice

142. When Wearing Boots, Always Wear Different Color Socks

When your boots come off, it will be funny and you'll always have something to talk about. See also Shoes.

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143. Listen to Really Crappy Music when Going Through Something Terrible in Your Life

If you listen to music you love, it will become a constant reminder of crappy times. Instead listen to music you do not understand (different language) or something you will never hear again and you will never be reminded of bad things.

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Funny Advice

144. Great Job. Great Home. Great Lover.

Pick two.

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Funny Animals

145. Whales Used to Communicate Across Entire Oceans

In the days of the sailing ships, the seas where really quiet, whales could talk across entire oceans. What whales had to say across 1000s of miles, I have no idea . . . how's the water? Wanna do lunch? Seen any harpoons?

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Funny Sayings

146. You Americans, You Are So Clever!

Said with a British accent when someone does something obvious, or something stupid that works.

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Funny Songs

147. And Then I Kicked You

It was a German rock band singing The Everly Brothers hit "(Til) I kissed you" but they did it phonetically, got it wrong . . . and it turned into "And then I kicked you"

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Funny Quotes

148. My Dad Would Always Swear by Craftsman Tools . . .

"DAMN WRENCH!"

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Funny Sayings

149. If My Last Boyfriend Was Really Psychic, He Would Have Known I Was Leaving.

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150. "Out of Sight, out of Mind" Translated into German Says "Invisible Idiots"

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