MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Places
171. Cut and Shoot, TX
Just north of Houston, exit at Conroe . . . great steak houses! Trust me, I could NOT make this up!
Funny Places
172. La Rue Street
Most towns have one... La Rue is French for "the street" so it's the street street. See also French.
Funny Sayings
174. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Sh*t
I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.
Funny Insults
175. From the Movie "Time Bandits":
I really like you, Benson. You are so mercifully free from the ravages of intelligence.
Funny Insults
176. When Breaking off a Relationship:
I am single because I have chosen to be so. You, however, are being rejected.
Funny Names
177. Shanda Lear
Daughter of Learjet founder, William Powell Lear. Always seemed cruel to me...
Funny Tattoos
178. Unless You Speak/read Chinese/Japanese/Korean
How do know your symbol tattoo says Courage/freedom/life, and not 'another stupid foreigner now has an expensive tattoo that says shallow/loose with money/ripe for picking.'
Funny Anti-Jokes
180. I HAVE to be a Fat American . . .
otherwise, people around the world would be sitting there with nothing to hate . . .