Tim's Entries

Funny Things

71. Fauxhawks

See also Hair.

Added by Tim on February 13, 2008| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

72. Rubber Overshoes Shop

Most often seen in the Midwest, designed to protect your “good” shoes from moisture and salt.

Added by Tim on February 12, 2008| 1 Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

73. Sicka Yer Shit

The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on February 10, 2008| 5 Comments | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

74. Boogie Fever

Can pop up anywhere good music is played, i.e. in car, at home, at friends. Symptoms include dancing while sitting, drumming on something that is not a drum, or just getting up and dancing. See Isaac Hayes, James Brown, Curtis Mayfield, et al. See also Dances, Music.

Added by Tim on February 8, 2008| 3 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Products

75. Yosemite Sam "Back Off" Mudflaps Shop

I saw them on an APC in Iraq. Freakin' hilarious. See also Cars.

Added by Tim on February 8, 2008| 1 Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

76. Fake Leather Jackets Shop

C'mon, be a man and save your money and then get a real leather jacket. You'll thank yourself.

Added by Tim on February 7, 2008| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Conveyances

77. Mini Bikes

Gotta be homemade, small A-frame, usually a lawn mower or some other small engine, always smells like gasoline. Very loud rrringggg-rinngg sound, with pure blue smoke streaming out. The signature white trash creation. Believe me. I know.

Added by Tim on February 7, 2008| 2 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Toys

78. Sit 'N Spin

Exactly that—kid sits on a plastic circle and cranks a smaller circle, causing kid to spin around. Available in landfills everywhere. See also 70's.

Added by Tim on February 7, 2008| 3 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Conveyances

79. Sneakers With Wheels

As if Americans aren't fat enough, we now have kids' sneakers with wheels in the heel. Great. See also Children, Clothes, Shoes.

Added by Tim on February 6, 2008| 8 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

80. Car Compass

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