Tim's Entries
Funny Things
71. The Guy Chair
Found in women's clothing stores everywhere and used to seat bored husbands and boyfriends, some of who are holding purses and most of whom are carefully avoiding eye contact. See also Furniture, Places.
Funny Tattoos
72. Name of Girlfriend You've Since Broken Up With
My advice, wait until the wedding and the ring, then get the tat. Otherwise, it's the laser.
Funny Clothes
74. Rubber Overshoes Shop
Most often seen in the Midwest, designed to protect your “good” shoes from moisture and salt.
Funny Diseases
75. Sicka Yer Shit
The patient complains that he or she's "had it", that they're in the right, or that they've somehow been tormented by the disease's carrier. Highly contagious and often contracted at work or even among family members. Early onset can bring irritation, pursed lips, lack of interest in meaningless tasks, and unexplained staring. See also Profanity.
Funny Diseases
76. Boogie Fever
Can pop up anywhere good music is played, i.e. in car, at home, at friends. Symptoms include dancing while sitting, drumming on something that is not a drum, or just getting up and dancing. See Isaac Hayes, James Brown, Curtis Mayfield, et al. See also Dances, Music.
Funny Products
77. Yosemite Sam "Back Off" Mudflaps Shop
I saw them on an APC in Iraq. Freakin' hilarious. See also Cars.
Funny Clothes
78. Fake Leather Jackets Shop
C'mon, be a man and save your money and then get a real leather jacket. You'll thank yourself.
Funny Conveyances
79. Mini Bikes
Gotta be homemade, small A-frame, usually a lawn mower or some other small engine, always smells like gasoline. Very loud rrringggg-rinngg sound, with pure blue smoke streaming out. The signature white trash creation. Believe me. I know.
Funny Toys
80. Sit 'N Spin
Exactly that—kid sits on a plastic circle and cranks a smaller circle, causing kid to spin around. Available in landfills everywhere. See also 70's.
