Tim's Entries

11. Dick Assman

Not made up.

Added by Tim on February 7, 2017| 12 Comments | 49 people like this You Like This | Unlike

12. Dingleberry/ies

Bits of poo still stuck to an animal's butt fur. Butt fur. See also Scatological.

Added by Tim on April 28, 2010| Comment | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

13. Pull a Boner

To make a big mistake, a social faux pas, to err.

Added by Tim on November 19, 2009| 3 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

14. Butt-raped

What happens to guys in prison.

Added by Tim on November 5, 2009| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

15. Guy About to Get Kicked in the Nuts

When some guy tries to get in my grill, maybe calling me a stupid name. This is what I call him. Quietly.

Added by Tim on September 20, 2009| 7 Comments | 152 people like this You Like This | Unlike

16. Frightened, White, Middle-Class Old People

Bulletin: You're getting govt. health care now. Oh, and MedicAid. And disability benefits. All of it, every penny, financed by me. Money I could really use. Another thing, while ranting, fascist or communist? Make up your minds. See also Elderly.

Added by Tim on September 15, 2009| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

17. Saw Paintings

Very big in Wisconsin. These are paintings, usually of nature scenes, done on the side of a hand saw in oil paint. See also Art, Wisconsin.

Added by Tim on September 15, 2009| Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

18. 1970's Metal Lunchboxes With a Glass-Lined Thermos

For children. Inside a metal lunch box. Didn't matter if it was Barbie, Hong Kong Fooey, or Hot Wheels; the Thermos bottle had a glass lining. The lining would last approximately two days, if it didn't in fact break on the way to school. I remember actually pursing my lips and actually drinking my milk through the glass. It took the lunchbox people around eight years or so figure out that it was a bad idea. See also 70's, Children, Schools.

Added by Tim on August 20, 2009| 2 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

19. Getting a Red-hot Pot Seed Down Your Shirt

...and you can't get it out. So you jump up, slap and push on your chest and stomach, swear like a sailor, and then sort of finally lean forward and shake your shirt. Riotous! See also Drugs.

Added by Tim on August 17, 2009| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny T-Shirts

20. I'm on a Pussy Hunt!

Even today it shocks. Signature male white trash t-shirt/ballcap impression. Do they still sell these?

Added by Tim on August 12, 2009| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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