Tim's Entries

61. A Pig in a Poke

WTF? See also Sayings.

Added by Tim on March 9, 2008| 4 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

62. Jackalope

Jackrabbit-antelope hybrid found throughout the Southwest on postcards. See also Made Up.

Added by Tim on March 3, 2008| 2 Comments | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

63. Up Shit Creek

Difficult to find on a map; nonetheless, travelers all report a sharp feeling of failure or deflation. The water's strong current can very often leave one without a paddle. See also Profanity.

Added by Tim on March 2, 2008| 3 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Revolutionary social change in a snack food, this iconic 70's candied popcorn made you feel like you were getting something over on "The Man", and somehow doing something subversive. See also 70's, Snacks.

Added by Tim on February 26, 2008| 2 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

65. Bacon Sandwiches

Lots of butter, lots of bacon. That's it. A Northern Wisconsin staple and a welcome addition to ice fishing, snowshoeing, snowmobiling, etc.

Added by Tim on February 24, 2008| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

66. Bad Lay

A real self-esteem crusher when yelled at someone in front of others. See also Sex.

Added by Tim on February 23, 2008| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

67. Track Suit

Wearing the same track suit all day, every day; and, I mean every day. Especially in garish colors - added bonus if you're constantly telling people how much it costs - Might as well wear a sign that says: "Won't even look for a job." See also Failures.

Added by Tim on February 22, 2008| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Dances

68. The Robot

Never goes out of style, nor, paradoxically, comes into style. See also 70's, Dances.

Added by Tim on February 21, 2008| 2 Comments | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

69. The Guy Chair

Found in women's clothing stores everywhere and used to seat bored husbands and boyfriends, some of who are holding purses and most of whom are carefully avoiding eye contact. See also Furniture, Places.

Added by Tim on February 20, 2008| 5 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Tattoos

70. Name of Girlfriend You've Since Broken Up With

My advice, wait until the wedding and the ring, then get the tat. Otherwise, it's the laser.

Added by Tim on February 19, 2008| 6 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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