Tim's Entries

Funny Phrases

31. "...in Bed."

Reciting your fortune cookie, then saying, "...in bed" after whatever is says. Always funny. See also Sex.

Added by Tim on February 18, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

32. Man-Bra

Okay, first of all, man-bra. But there's more. Assuming you're in good health, fellah, then your moobs should, for the most part, not be staring at the ground; and, if they are, Who gives a damn anyway? You're a MAN! See also Lingerie.

Added by Tim on February 9, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

33. Sleeveless T-Shirts

Especially when worn by the morbidly obese. See also Obesity.

Added by Tim on February 9, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

34. Tramp Stamp

Lower back (just above butt crack) tattoo on women. Worst scourge on society since the wine cooler. I guess it implies guys have something to read during doggie-style relations, or some kind of trailer park turn-on. All I know is it's probably better to think these things through first. See also White Trash.

Added by Tim on January 21, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

35. Menomonie, Wisconsin

Pronounced mah-nahm-mah-nee, it's a town about 60 miles east of Minneapolis. Locals often call it, "Me no money".

Added by Tim on January 20, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

36. Rainbow Afro Guy

Used to show up at most major televised sporting events. Very noticeable. See also Sports.

Added by Tim on January 18, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

37. Funny Boy

As in "Hey, Funny Boy!". Said loudly after somebody made fun of somebody else, and somebody took exception. A swift beating then ensues, from one side or the other.

Added by Tim on January 16, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

38. Chain Saw Art

Sculpting wood using the delicate application of a chainsaw.

Added by Tim on December 16, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

39. Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific

Actual name of a shampoo in the 70's and 80's. Do they still make this stuff? See also 70's, Hygiene.

Added by Tim on September 22, 2008| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Videos

40. Good Oral Hygiene

The navy has three different instructional videos on the proper way to brush your teeth.

Added by Tim on September 22, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Tim

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Grew up in a small town in Wisconsin, now live in Arizona. Enjoy married life, reading history books, hiking, Stephanie Miller Show, German language, blackjack, and my two dogs. Veteran. Can drive stick.

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