Tim's Entries

Funny Instruments

51. Spoons

I mean, how hard is this to play, really? Two spoons, hit them against your body. Not to be hatin', but how far is that from drumming on the car dashboard when a cool song comes on?

Added by Tim on August 18, 2008| 4 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

52. "Your friends stab you in the front."

This is why Oscar Wilde is a literary genius.

Added by Tim on August 18, 2008| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

53. One Wheel in the Sand

"That guy's got one wheel in the sand." Sort of like "not playing with a full deck," that sort of thing.

Added by Tim on August 14, 2008| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny T-Shirts

54. Two Fried Eggs

Classy. See also Clothes.

Added by Tim on May 10, 2008| Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Movies

55. Foxy Brown

Almost overwhelming in its greatness; message, memorable quotes, raw imagery, color and patterns, even the title. Pam Grier, you are the real deal.

Added by Tim on May 5, 2008| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

56. White Guy With No Shirt

Always guilty on "Cops" and other shows. -Do you have any drugs? - No. -What are these? -Drugs. Should just save time and arrest them on the spot. See also White Trash.

Added by Tim on April 8, 2008| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

57. Your Mama's So Fat, She Ate the Internet

From the distinguished line of your mama jokes.

Added by Tim on March 21, 2008| 1 Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

58. Keep Your Eye on the Ball

What if you have the ball? See also Sports.

Added by Tim on March 18, 2008| 4 Comments | 42 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

59. Baboons With Big Red Butts

Added by Tim on March 17, 2008| 7 Comments | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

60. Sock Suspenders Shop

Because any woman will tell you there’s nothing sexier than a man with his socks pulled up and his shirt tucked in. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Tim on March 13, 2008| 3 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike