Tim's Entries

Funny Things to Do

51. Rinsing the Soap off Your Taint

Added by Tim on August 21, 2008| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Books

52. The Joy of Sex

Alphabetically organized, and quite specific in detail, it was for many of us, our first sexual experience, or, for that matter, learning experience—carefully pulling the book down off the shelf when no one is home. By the way, they actually made a Vol. 2 with less hairy, scraggly people. See also 70's, Sex.

Added by Tim on August 19, 2008| 2 Comments | 18 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

53. Spoons

I mean, how hard is this to play, really? Two spoons, hit them against your body. Not to be hatin', but how far is that from drumming on the car dashboard when a cool song comes on?

Added by Tim on August 18, 2008| 4 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

54. "Your friends stab you in the front."

This is why Oscar Wilde is a literary genius.

Added by Tim on August 18, 2008| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

55. One Wheel in the Sand

"That guy's got one wheel in the sand." Sort of like "not playing with a full deck," that sort of thing.

Added by Tim on August 14, 2008| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny T-Shirts

56. Two Fried Eggs

Classy. See also Clothes.

Added by Tim on May 10, 2008| Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Movies

57. Foxy Brown

Almost overwhelming in its greatness; message, memorable quotes, raw imagery, color and patterns, even the title. Pam Grier, you are the real deal.

Added by Tim on May 5, 2008| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny People

58. White Guy With No Shirt

Always guilty on "Cops" and other shows. -Do you have any drugs? - No. -What are these? -Drugs. Should just save time and arrest them on the spot. See also White Trash.

Added by Tim on April 8, 2008| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

59. Your Mama's So Fat, She Ate the Internet

From the distinguished line of your mama jokes.

Added by Tim on March 21, 2008| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

60. Keep Your Eye on the Ball

What if you have the ball? See also Sports.

Added by Tim on March 18, 2008| 4 Comments | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike