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Funny Phrases

201. A Nut for a Jar of Tuna

See also Palindromes.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 17, 2022| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

202. I Always Say “Morning” Instead of “Good Morning”—if It Were a Good Morning, I’d Still be Sleeping and Not Talking to People

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Funny Sayings

203. Wine + Dinner = Winner

Put some chicken with it, too.

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Funny Sayings

204. A Computer Once Beat Me at Chess, but It Was No Match for Me at Kickboxing

See also Technology, Violence.

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Funny Sayings

205. Alcohol, Because No Great Story Started from Eating a Salad

See also Alcohol.

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Funny Sayings

206. Why Am I Sick Now? Today Isn't a Work Day!

This virus needs a damn calendar...

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Funny Sayings

207. At This Point, I Get Enough Exercise from Pushing My Luck

See also Exercise.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

208. Did You Hear What Happened to the Italian Chef?

He pasta way.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 16, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

209. Don't Talk to Me Unless I've Had My Coffee

This may or may not exist, but it would be pretty funny to put on a mug. See also Coffee.

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Funny Things

210. Separate Buttons on the Remote to Turn Something on and off

Why not just make those functions one button?

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Mark my words, I WILL be the top contributor to Inherently Funny. Not counting the Guest account though, because that's literally impossible. Knocked Loose is the best fucking band.

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