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Funny Sayings

201. Why Am I Sick Now? Today Isn't a Work Day!

This virus needs a damn calendar...

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 17, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

202. Wine + Dinner = Winner

Put some chicken with it, too.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 17, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

203. A Computer Once Beat Me at Chess, but It Was No Match for Me at Kickboxing

See also Technology, Violence.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 17, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

204. Did You Hear What Happened to the Italian Chef?

He pasta way.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 16, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

205. Don't Talk to Me Unless I've Had My Coffee

This may or may not exist, but it would be pretty funny to put on a mug. See also Coffee.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 16, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

206. Separate Buttons on the Remote to Turn Something on and off

Why not just make those functions one button?

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 16, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

207. I Hope Reincarnation Makes an Exception for You to Not be Reincarnated

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 15, 2022| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

208. I Still Remember the Last Thing Sam Said Before He Kicked the Bucket.

It was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 14, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

209. Even Though the Batteries in the Remote Are Dead, Why Do We Press Harder on the Buttons?

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 14, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

210. If Bald People Work in a Restaurant, Do They Still Need to Wear a Hairnet?

See also Restaurants.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 14, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

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Mark my words, I WILL be the top contributor to Inherently Funny. Not counting the Guest account though, because that's literally impossible. Opal In Sky is the best fucking band.

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