Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
251. Not Gettin Gout of Bed for Work is Like Trying to Eat Soup with Chopsticks
It's just not going to work.
Funny Insults
252. Your Plotline is Like a Hoodie with a Massive Hole Right in the Middle.
See also Literature.
Funny Insults
253. Just Like Your Mother's Birth Control?
The perfect comeback for the phrase "You failed."
Funny Observations
254. Silence is Golden. Unless You Have Kids. Then Silence is Suspicious.
See also Children.
Funny Toys
256. A Can
Sporting equipment for kick the can—what was it, an old form of soccer or something? See also Old-Timey.
Funny Observations
258. Having an Opinion Nowadays Almost Feels Illegal
Everything that's right and what's the spawn of Satan just seems to be shoved down my throat.
Funny Observations
260. Black Underwear and Bras are Essentially Censor Bars
See also Lingerie, Sophomoric, Underwear.