Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Advice
252. Are Lowe's Employees Ignoring You? Try Starting a Chainsaw.
You might be surprised how fast they will come to you. See also Stores.
Funny Advice
254. Don’t Listen to Loud Music in Headphones While Vacuuming
You might just realize when you’re done that the vacuum wasn’t even plugged in. See also Cleaning.
Funny Anti-Jokes
255. Not Gettin Gout of Bed for Work is Like Trying to Eat Soup with Chopsticks
It's just not going to work.
Funny Insults
256. Just Like Your Mother's Birth Control?
The perfect comeback for the phrase "You failed."
Funny Insults
257. Your Plotline is Like a Hoodie with a Massive Hole Right in the Middle.
See also Literature.
Funny Observations
258. Silence is Golden. Unless You Have Kids. Then Silence is Suspicious.
See also Children.
Funny Toys
260. A Can
Sporting equipment for kick the can—what was it, an old form of soccer or something? See also Old-Timey.