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Funny Quotes
211. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”
―Mindy Kaling
Funny Quotes
212. “Halloween is the Beginning of the Holiday Shopping Season. That’s for Women. The Beginning of the Holiday Shopping Season for Men is Christmas Eve.”
-David Letterman See also Holidays.
Funny Euphemisms
213. Ding-a-ling
Also known as silver bells on a string. Comes from the old song. See also Sophomoric.
Funny Euphemisms
218. Found On Road Dead
What people like to call Fords. Funny enough, my sister has a sticker on her Focus that says "This is not an abandoned vehicle." See also Cars.