Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Questions
211. If Bald People Work in a Restaurant, Do They Still Need to Wear a Hairnet?
See also Restaurants.
Funny Questions
213. Which Day Was a Kid Born on if His Head Came out at 11:59 PM but His Body Didn't Come out Until 12:01 AM?
Funny Quotes
214. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”
―Mindy Kaling
Funny Quotes
215. “Halloween is the Beginning of the Holiday Shopping Season. That’s for Women. The Beginning of the Holiday Shopping Season for Men is Christmas Eve.”
-David Letterman See also Holidays.
Funny Euphemisms
216. Ding-a-ling
Also known as silver bells on a string. Comes from the old song. See also Sophomoric.