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Funny Insults

211. I Hope Reincarnation Makes an Exception for You to Not be Reincarnated

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Funny Anti-Jokes

212. I Still Remember the Last Thing Sam Said Before He Kicked the Bucket.

It was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Funny Observations

213. Even Though the Batteries in the Remote Are Dead, Why Do We Press Harder on the Buttons?

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Funny Questions

214. Can a Short Person Still Talk Down to a Person Taller than Them?

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Funny Questions

215. Which Day Was a Kid Born on if His Head Came out at 11:59 PM but His Body Didn't Come out Until 12:01 AM?

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Funny Questions

216. If Bald People Work in a Restaurant, Do They Still Need to Wear a Hairnet?

See also Restaurants.

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Funny Questions

217. What Hair Color Do They List on Your Driver's License if You're Bald?

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Funny Quotes

218. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”

―Mindy Kaling

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Funny Quotes

219. “Halloween is the Beginning of the Holiday Shopping Season. That’s for Women. The Beginning of the Holiday Shopping Season for Men is Christmas Eve.”

-David Letterman See also Holidays.

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Funny Euphemisms

220. Ding-a-ling

Also known as silver bells on a string. Comes from the old song. See also Sophomoric.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 10, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

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