Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Observations
241. The Existence of Watermelon Can Only Mean There’s an Earthmelon, Firemelon, and Airmelon
These are the elemelons. See also Avatar.
Funny Advice
245. Are Lowe's Employees Ignoring You? Try Starting a Chainsaw.
You might be surprised how fast they will come to you. See also Stores.
Funny Advice
247. Don’t Listen to Loud Music in Headphones While Vacuuming
You might just realize when you’re done that the vacuum wasn’t even plugged in. See also Cleaning.
Funny Anti-Jokes
248. Not Gettin Gout of Bed for Work is Like Trying to Eat Soup with Chopsticks
It's just not going to work.
Funny Insults
249. Your Plotline is Like a Hoodie with a Massive Hole Right in the Middle.
See also Literature.
Funny Insults
250. Just Like Your Mother's Birth Control?
The perfect comeback for the phrase "You failed."