Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries

Funny Quotes

291. “Well, Well, Well… How the Turntables…”

―Michael Scott See also Malapropisms, The Office.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

292. What Do You Call a Dog With One Ear?

Anything, the dog can still hear you. See also Dogs.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

293. What Did Mater Say to Mr. McQueen?

Many things. They've been in a couple of movies together. See also Cars.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

294. How Do You Label a TV in Your House That Isn't Yours?

Stolen. You should give it back. See also Crime.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

295. Why Was the Chicken Crossing the Road?

No one knows. Unless you can communicate with the thing telepathically. See also Chickens.

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Funny People

296. The Person in the Math Problem That Buys Over 100 Watermelons

See also Fruits, Math.

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Funny Phrases

297. Bol O Woa

How British people pronounce "Bottle of Water," or at least how it sounds like. See also British, Water.

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Funny Videos

298. WOOF

Uhhh… See also Dogs.

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Funny Books

299. Hiccup

The story of a sibling attempting to cure her brother's hiccups. It probably has, like, 17 words in the entire thing.

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Funny Quotes

300. "I Just Wanna Talk to Him."

So saith Peter as he loads his shotgun. See also Family Guy, Guns.

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