Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Jobs
293. Table Buster
No, you're not destroying tables. You're cleaning the dishes off. See also Restaurants.
Funny Quotes
295. “Well, Well, Well… How the Turntables…”
―Michael Scott See also Malapropisms, The Office.
Funny Anti-Jokes
296. How Do You Label a TV in Your House That Isn't Yours?
Stolen. You should give it back. See also Crime.
Funny Anti-Jokes
297. Why Was the Chicken Crossing the Road?
No one knows. Unless you can communicate with the thing telepathically. See also Chickens.
Funny Anti-Jokes
298. What Do You Call a Dog With One Ear?
Anything, the dog can still hear you. See also Dogs.
Funny Anti-Jokes
299. What Did Mater Say to Mr. McQueen?
Many things. They've been in a couple of movies together. See also Cars.