Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
291. What Do You Call a Dog With One Ear?
Anything, the dog can still hear you. See also Dogs.
Funny Anti-Jokes
292. Why Was the Chicken Crossing the Road?
No one knows. Unless you can communicate with the thing telepathically. See also Chickens.
Funny Phrases
294. Bol O Woa
How British people pronounce "Bottle of Water," or at least how it sounds like. See also British, Water.
Funny Books
296. Hiccup
The story of a sibling attempting to cure her brother's hiccups. It probably has, like, 17 words in the entire thing.
Funny Quotes
297. "I Just Wanna Talk to Him."
So saith Peter as he loads his shotgun. See also Family Guy, Guns.
Funny Things
298. Erasers That Smudge Led Everywhere on the Paper
I guess this is more infuriating than funny.
Funny Things to Do
299. Put the Coffee Mug on the Coffee Maker Upside Down
This results in coffee that could've been in your system, but instead is on the floor and counter. Your typical Monday morning, y'know? See also Coffee.