Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Phrases
321. The Pokey
Old-people talk for jail. I actually find this one funny. See also Jail, Police.
Funny Advice
324. If You Ever Need to Bury a Body, Plant Endangered Plants Over the Body So It’s Illegal to Dig Up
Works every time. See also Plants.
Funny Observations
326. We Complain About Being Stressed and Blame It on Work/school, but That's Likely the Thing That Makes You Stressed.
The only logical decision? Don't go there. See also Schools.
Funny Quotes
328. “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
Thanks for the advice, Clint Eastwood. See also Appliances.
Funny Quotes
329. "My Grandma Started Walking 5 Miles Every Day when She Was 60. She's 97 Now, and We Don't Know Where the Hell She Is."
―Ellen DeGeneres See also Granparents.