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Funny Quotes

321. “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a deserted island, what book I’d bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’”

―Steven Wright See also Boats, Islands.

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Funny Quotes

322. “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”

Thanks for the advice, Clint Eastwood. See also Appliances.

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Funny Quotes

323. "My Grandma Started Walking 5 Miles Every Day when She Was 60. She's 97 Now, and We Don't Know Where the Hell She Is."

―Ellen DeGeneres See also Granparents.

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Funny Diseases

324. Tintilitis

When you have too little of the protein, titin. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

325. I Hate How the Cashier Feels the Need to Check if My Money is Counterfeit

If I could make fake money, I wouldn’t be at Dollar Tree. See also Money, Shopping.

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Funny Quotes

326. "Lettuce."

-Me for some odd reason... See also Vegetables.

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Funny Videos

327. Any Jaystation Video

If anyone actually likes this guy, you're the reason humanity is a failure.

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Funny Animals

328. Urechis Unicinctus

Google it. See also Fish, Sophomoric.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 25, 2022| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

329. Do People Eat or Drink Soup?

No, seriously. I'm curious. See also Soup.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 25, 2022| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

330. I'm Not Saying I Hate You.

I'm just saying you're literally the Monday of my life.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 24, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

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Mark my words, I WILL be the top contributor to Inherently Funny. Not counting the Guest account though, because that's literally impossible. Opal In Sky is the best fucking band.

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