Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries
Funny Insults
352. “Away, You Three-inch Fool!”
Ouch! That hits deep, literally and figuratively. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Insults
353. “Thou Leathern-jerkin, Crystal-button, Knot-pated, Agatering, Puke-stocking, Caddis-garter, Smooth-tongue, Spanish Pouch!”
Shakespeare on fire! He's an insult machine! See also Shakespeare.
Funny Insults
354. “You Have Such a February Face, So Full of Frost, of Storm, and Cloudiness.”
See also Shakespeare, Weather.
Funny Sayings
356. Sometimes I Wonder if All of This is Happening Because I Didn't Forward That Email to 10 People…
Funny Things
357. Ads That Show Perverted Among Us Characters with Women Privates Being Censored by Pop-it Toys
I'm not joking, this exists on YouTube. It's the pinnacle of the Zoomer generation, and even though I may be one, I still despise it. See also Cringe.
Funny Anti-Jokes
358. I Visited My Friend at His New House. He Told Me to Make Myself at Home. So I Threw Him Out.
I hate having visitors.
Funny Anti-Jokes
359. Never Break Someone's Heart. They Only Have One.
Break their bones instead. They have 206. See also Dark.
Funny Anti-Jokes
360. The Other Day, My Wife Asked Me for Her Lipstick, but I Accidentally Passed Her a Stick of Glue.
She still isn't talking to me. Any suggestions?
