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Funny Quotes

341. “Truth Hurts. Maybe Not as Much as Jumping on a Bicycle with a Seat Missing, But It Hurts.”

―Lt. Frank Drebin

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Funny Sayings

342. I Would Like to Apologize to Anyone I Have Not Yet Insulted.

Please wait a moment, I will get to you shortly.

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Funny Songs

343. All Dogs Go to Heaven, and All Cops Go to Hell

First of all, cops don't go to Hell. Second, where does Chase from Paw Patrol go? The Gulag? See also Dogs, Police.

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Funny Things

344. Chihuahuaspin.com

Sounds exactly what it is. Keep it open in the background, see how much spins you can get. See also Websites.

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Funny Advice

345. The Best Defense Against Somebody Videotaping You is to Blast a Song by an Artist That is Serious About Copyright Infringement

Works every time.

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Funny Observations

346. Brushing Your Teeth Before Going to the Dentist is Kind of Like Cramming Before Taking a Test

See also Dentist, Teeth.

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Funny Observations

347. Every Day You Spend Multiple Hours Vividly Hallucinating. After That, You Wake Up and Eat the Meat of Other Animals for Energy Before Going off to Do Something You Don't Really Want to Do...in Exchange for Pieces of Paper.

That makes sense. See also Life.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

348. I Was Drinking a Martini and the Waitress Screamed “Does Anyone Know CPR?”

I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed.
Well, except one person. See also Alcohol, Dark.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

349. Dark Humor is Like Food.

Not everyone gets it.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

350. I Know a Fish That Can Breakdance

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once. See also Death, Fish.

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