Yeetaleetthesecond's Entries

Funny Advice

341. The Best Defense Against Somebody Videotaping You is to Blast a Song by an Artist That is Serious About Copyright Infringement

Works every time.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 23, 2022| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

342. Brushing Your Teeth Before Going to the Dentist is Kind of Like Cramming Before Taking a Test

See also Dentist, Teeth.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 21, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

343. Every Day You Spend Multiple Hours Vividly Hallucinating. After That, You Wake Up and Eat the Meat of Other Animals for Energy Before Going off to Do Something You Don't Really Want to Do...in Exchange for Pieces of Paper.

That makes sense. See also Life.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 21, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

344. What Does My Dad and Nemo Have in Common?

They both can't be found. See also Dark, Fish.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 20, 2022| 19 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

345. Dark Humor is Like Food.

Not everyone gets it.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 20, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

346. I Know a Fish That Can Breakdance

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once. See also Death, Fish.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 20, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

347. I Was Drinking a Martini and the Waitress Screamed “Does Anyone Know CPR?”

I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed.
Well, except one person. See also Alcohol, Dark.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 20, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

348. The Pikasso Guitar

Only for really freaking good guitar enthusiasts. See also Complicated.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 20, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

349. Theremin

The first instrument to produce hands-off music. See also Magic.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 20, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

350. Why is It That if You Donate a Kidney, People Love You, but if You Donate Five Kidneys, They Call the Police?

See also Dark, Police.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 20, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

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